Life only happens in movies. It's only there that the sweet, nice guy gets noticed by the girl. In real life, the nice sweet guy just pisses life away, wishing things were somehow different. The idiotic things the nice guy says in the movies gets him the sweetheart, in reality he's laughed at by people he thought were friends. And yet the nice guy can't bring himself to treat women like objects, can't bring himself to be an ass. So the girl leaves with the tough guy asshole....


Screw it, as if it ever mattered....